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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2291
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3694.00
$5.00 won 2 votes

A man was lying in a hospital, covered in bandages from head to toe. The guy in the next bed said, ”What do you do for a living?”

The bandaged man replied, “I used to be a window cleaner.”

“Oh, when did you give that up?”

“About halfway down.”

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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They say we learn from our mistakes.

That's why I'm deliberately making as many as possible.

Soon I'll be a genius!

1 votes

Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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Son: "Excuse me daddy, but what is the twenty fifth letter of the alphabet?"

Dad: "Y."

Son: "Because I need to know for my test tomorrow."

1 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
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A cop pulled me over and saids, "Papers."

I turned to him and said, "Scissors. I win!" and then drove away.

1 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |