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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2291
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3694.00
$50.00 won 5 votes

A piece of gold walked into a Texas bar...

The bartender said, “Au, get out of here!”

5 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$15.00 won 3 votes

My dog had a bad case of fleas. So I brought him to the vet.

The doctor told me, “I’m going to have to put him down."

I said, “What? Just because he’s got fleas?”

“No,” the doctor said, “because he’s so heavy.”

3 votes

CATEGORY Animal Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

Guy tells his wife: For your birthday, how about a new car?

Wife: No.

Guy: How about a new boat?

Wife: No.

Guy: Well then, what do you want?

Wife: I want a divorce.

Guy: I wasn’t planning on spending that much money.

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$5.00 won 5 votes
 

Father: Little Johnny, I see by your report card that you are not doing well in history. How come?

Little Johnny: I can’t help it. The teacher always asks me about things that happened before I was born.

5 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |