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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2291
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3694.00
$6.00 won 4 votes

I've started a new exercise program.

I do twenty sit-ups every morning.

That may not sound like a lot, but you can only hit that SNOOZE button just so many times...

4 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$9.00 won 3 votes

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall...

All the king's horses and all the king's men...

Had scrambled eggs for breakfast again.

3 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

A computer-illiterate called the help desk asking how to change her password.

“Okay,” I said, after punching in a few keys. “Log in using the password 123456.”

“Is that all in caps?” she asked.

4 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$50.00 won 3 votes
 

Yo Momma so dumb...

That she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

3 votes

CATEGORY Yo Momma Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |