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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 125
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1689.00
$25.00 won 11 votes

Swimming Coach: "Hey! Why are you doing only the backstroke?"

Swimmer: "Because I just ate, sir. I don't want to swim on a full stomach."

11 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 9 votes
 

Which country left quickly?

Iran

9 votes

Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$25.00 won 8 votes
 

Patient: "Doctor, can you tell me what are your fees?"

Doctor: "For the 1st visit I charge $2000 and the 2nd visit is free."

[The patient then decided to lie.]

Patient: "Doctor, this is my second visit."

Doctor: "In that case, please continue taking the medicines that I had prescribed on your first visit."

8 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

Teacher: "What do you get when a waiter trips?"

Student: "Flying Saucers!"

6 votes

Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |