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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 47
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 952.00
$8.00 won 20 votes

Two men were in a forest, when a lion came roaring towards them. One of them throws sand into the lion's eyes and then runs. The second man stays, unmoved.

The first man looks back and shouts, "Why are you not running?"

The second man replies, "Why should I be running? You're the one who threw the sand."

20 votes

CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 21 votes

Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?

Because they can't afford new ones!

21 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$12.00 won 12 votes

"Stop making a big deal out of it, it's not a big deal."

"Sometimes the smallest things hurt the most."

"How so?"

"Well, you can sit comfortably on a mountain, but you can't on a needle!"

12 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |