What do you call a person wearing ear plugs?
Anything you want. They can't hear you.
What kind of alien makes the best of friends?
The one that is down to Earth.
"I have really good eyesight. Even in the dark, I can see things that are far away."
"Really, like what things?"
"Well, the moon and the stars."
Why do clowns hold books they read very close to their faces?
So their noses are well red!