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Bhanu Sandesh

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Member Since : Jan, 2017
# of jokes posted : 94
# of followers : 10
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 1
Location: United States
won: $ 1568.00
$8.00 won 16 votes

"I have really good eyesight. Even in the dark, I can see things that are far away."

"Really, like what things?"

"Well, the moon and the stars."

16 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$12.00 won 10 votes
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Why do clowns hold books they read very close to their faces?

So their noses are well red!

10 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 16 votes
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John: Do you know how we can make varnish disappear?

Joseph: No. How can we make it disappear?

John: Just remove the letter "r" and it will vanish!

16 votes

Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |
$50.00 won 26 votes
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"Why is your book so old?"

"What do you expect, it's my history book!"

26 votes

CATEGORY School Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Bhanu Sandesh" |