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S.Sovetts

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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 473
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 484.00
$6.00 won 7 votes

If I got 50 cents for every math exam I failed...

I’d have $6.30 right now!

7 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
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$7.00 won 2 votes
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The boss said I should go home because I really don't look good.

I don't know if I should be happy to get the extra rest or just offended!

2 votes

CATEGORY Business Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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Is there rehab for gossiping?

I don't need it, but I'll tell you who does...

1 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
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A woman buys many gallons of milk from the milkman one day.

"Why do you need so much milk?" the mailman asks.

The lady replies, "I heard that taking baths in milk makes you healthier and prettier."

The milkman asks, "Would you like the milk pasteurized?"

She answers, "No, just up to the neck".

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
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