S.Sovetts Profile



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Member Since : Nov, 2018
# of jokes posted : 473
# of followers : 6
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 0
Location: United States
won: $ 484.00
$12.00 won 3 votes

Anyone want to buy some exercise equipment?

I'm having a going-out-of-fitness sale.

3 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$8.00 won 3 votes

The economy is going to be so bad that...

1. I will get a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

2. You will order a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter will ask, "Can you afford fries with that?"

3. McDonald's will be selling the 1/4 ouncers.

4. CEO's will be playing miniature golf.

5. If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds" you may have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.

3 votes

Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$15.00 won 3 votes

Someone broke into my garage last night and took a bunch of stuff, including my limbo stick!

Seriously, how low can you go?

3 votes

Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |
$12.00 won 4 votes
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Boyfriend: Honey, on this Valentine's Day, I want to tell you something... I'm not rich like Robert. I don't have a mansion like Gary. I don't have a Porsche like Martin. But I do love you and I want to marry you.

Girlfriend: Oh dear, I love you too! What was that you said about Martin?

4 votes

Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "S.Sovetts" |