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Danny Jackson

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 542
# of followers : 1
# of following: 1
eligible jokes to win : 4
Location: United States
won: $ 2427.00
$50.00 won 5 votes

My wife yelled from the bedroom asking, “Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone’s got a voodoo doll of you and they’re stabbing it?”

I replied, “No.”

She yelled back, "What about now?"

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I recently came into a lot of money...

and that's why I got fired from the bank.

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My wife says that I spend too much time talking to random people online.

What do you guys think?

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Where do bicycles go for a drink around here?

Handle bars.

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