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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 290
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 436.00
$12.00 won 2 votes

It was my wife's birthday and she rang me to see what time I would be home.

"Can't talk," I said, "I'm driving."

"Where are you?" she asked.

She wasn't happy when I said the 7th tee.

2 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aod318" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

For her birthday, the only gift I got my wife is an alarm clock that swears at her instead of beeping.

She is in for a rude awakening.

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "aod318" |
$25.00 won 4 votes

An expectant mother was being rushed to the hospital, but didn't quite make it. She gave birth to her baby on the hospital lawn. Later, the father received a bill, listing "Delivery Room Fee: $500."

He wrote the hospital and reminded them the baby was born on the front lawn.

A week passed, and a corrected bill arrived: "Greens Fee: $200."

4 votes

CATEGORY Golf Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "aod318" |
$15.00 won 2 votes

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America...

The rest cheat in Europe.

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "aod318" |