misc jokes

“How should I have played that last shot?” the bad golfer asked his partner.
“Under an assumed name.”

“Sir, there’s a debt collector in the outer office.”
“Tell him he can take that pile on my desk”

A rookie was calling up his station on his pocket radio.

“I’m outside the Plaza Mall,” he reported. “A man has been robbed. I’ve got one of them.”

“Which one?” asked the operator.

“The one that was robbed.”

A man traveling over 125 miles per hour on the interstate was stopped by a highway patrol. “Sorry, officer,” said the driver, “was I driving too fast?
“No, sir. Our were flying too low.”