misc jokes

I See Said The Blind Man
I Hear Said The Deaf Man
And The Man With No Legs Kicked Them Both

At an entrance:
Woman: Did you open the door for me because I am a lady?
Man: No, I did because I am a gentleman.

Little Henry sits at the dinner table. He reaches for his plate, picks up a chicken leg, and starts to eat. His mother says, "Henry did you wash your hands?"

Henry replies, "No! I don’t want my chicken to taste like soap, mom!"

A teacher said to her student, "Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they now?"

After a few moments, Billy answered, "It depends."

"It depends on what?" she asked.

"It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother."