misc jokes

Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?

A: They get cornfused.

Q: What happens to a person when they're lost in a cornfield?

A: They get cornfused.

Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U.S. Senate, was asked, "Do you pray for the senators?"
He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people."

A man found a brass lamp, rubbed it vigorously, and a genie appeared. "For freeing me from the lamp, I will grant you any wish you desire," the genie said.

The man replied, "I want a spectacular job. A challenge that no man has ever succeeded at or has ever even dared try."

"Poof!" said the genie. "You're a housewife."