misc jokes

An acquaintance of mine who is a physician told this story about her then-four-year-old daughter. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. Be still, my heart, thought my friend, gee, my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps and be a doctor! Then the child spoke into the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"

A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves,
"What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?"
The lady confirmed, "Yes." "Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."

On his first visit to the zoo, a little boy stared at the caged stork for a long time.

He waved, jumped up and down, and stared at the stork a while longer.

Finally, turning to his father, he exclaimed, "Gee, Dad, he doesn't recognize me."

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."