misc jokes

Q. What did the dog say when he sat on sand paper?
A. "Rough rough".
Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?
A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!

Did you hear about the frog who went to the library to get some reading material?

As the librarian on duty suggested a list of titles, the frog was heard replying, "Read it…read it...read it...."

A highway patrolman stopped an Antartian who was driving very slowly. When the policeman asked him why, he said he saw a sign that said, "22." The cop told him that the sign was for "Highway 22." After this, the cop wanted to know why the Antartian's friends in the back seat were acting so nervous. The Antartian replied, "Oh, we just got off the 102."

A highway patrolman stopped an Antartian who was driving very slowly. When the policeman asked him why, he said he saw a sign that said, "22." The cop told him that the sign was for "Highway 22." After this, the cop wanted to know why the Antartian's friends in the back seat were acting so nervous. The Antartian replied, "Oh, we just got off the 102."