Customer : I'd like to try that dress in the window.
Assistant : I'm sorry madam, I'm afraid you'll have to use the fitting room, like everybody else.
What kind of ride has the name Jaws?
Jaws the ride.
Q: What sound does a piano make when you drop it down a mine shaft?
A: A flat miner!
A CEO would always schedule weekly meetings at 4:30 PM every Friday. The co-workers always complained about it until one finally got courage to ask his boss, “Why do you put the meetings at Friday 4:30?”
“Because it’s the only time you guys don’t argue with me.”