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After a worship service, a mother with a fidgety seven-year-old boy told me how she finally got her son to sit still and be quiet.

About halfway through the sermon, she leaned over and whispered, "If you don't be quiet, the Pastor is going to lose his place and will have to start his sermon all over again."

It worked.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but nature beat me to it.

Did you ever notice when you put the two words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS"?