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At a church in Mississippi, the pastor announced that their prison choir would be singing the following evening. I wasn't aware there was a prison in the vicinity, so I looked forward to hearing them.

The next evening, I was puzzled when members of the church approached the stage. Then the pastor introduced them.

"This is our prison choir," he said, "they're behind a few bars and always looking for the key."

A good time to keep your mouth shut... is when you're in deep water!

My wife loves sales.

She'll buy anything that's marked down.

Yesterday she came home with an escalator.

Three guys walk into a bar...

You would've thought the third one would've ducked.