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Karen Carpenter Fan

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Member Since : Feb, 2016
# of jokes posted : 2291
# of followers : 32
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 3694.00
$50.00 won 4 votes

I’m close friends with 25 letters of the alphabet...

I don’t know 'y'.

4 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$6.00 won 6 votes

Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same principles. Therefore, every day I go down on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before and what I will do tomorrow night.

Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works!

I already have three people following me... two police officers and a psychiatrist!

6 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$7.00 won 2 votes
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I’ve decided I’ll never get down to my original weight and I’m okay with that...

After all, 6 lbs 3 oz is just not realistic.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 8th Place won $7.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |
$8.00 won 4 votes

A guy kept boring his friends by going on and on about his ideas for a musical based on his life.

Eventually one of them said to him, “Look man, there’s no need to make a song and dance about it!”

4 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Karen Carpenter Fan" |