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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 335
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$25.00 won 10 votes

My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”

I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”

10 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 9 votes

I was watching Star Wars with my daughter. She asked why Luke was climbing inside a Tauntaun. I said to keep warm.

She asked, "How warm is it inside?"

I said, "Lukewarm."

9 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 8 votes
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My daughter wants the new iPhone for her birthday.

I told her she will if she gets good grades, does her chores and follows the house rules.

Otherwise, she will get a cheaper phone because...

It’s my way or the Huawei...

8 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 8 votes

My horoscope said I was going to get my heart broken in 12 years time...

So I bought a puppy to cheer me up.

8 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |