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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 902
# of followers : 9
# of following: 0
Location: United States
won: $ 3662.00
$25.00 won 6 votes
My Couch
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80% of my couch fell on my foot today...

...ouch!

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CATEGORY Puns
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$12.00 won 11 votes
A Word Without My Lawyer Present
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Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.

Cop: You ARE the lawyer.

Lawyer: So where’s my present?

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CATEGORY Lawyer Jokes
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$8.00 won 7 votes
Storm Blew Away
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A storm blew away 25% of my roof last night...

Oof!

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$10.00 won 9 votes
A New Machine
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Went to the gym and there's a new machine.

I used it for an hour and felt sick.

Its good though, it does everything.

Kit Kats, Mars bars, Snickers, etc...

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CATEGORY Misc Jokes
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