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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 341
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$50.00 won 11 votes

Has anyone else's gardening skills improved during this quarantine like mine have?

I planted myself on the sofa at the start of April and I’ve grown bigger ever since.

11 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$25.00 won 10 votes

I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.

I thought to myself... "Well this changes everything!"

10 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$8.00 won 7 votes

Officer: "Why should you be released early?"

Man: "I’m..."

Officer: "Go on..."

Man: "I think..."

Officer: "Yes?"

Man: "Can I please finish my sentence?"

Officer: "Sure, if that's what you really want. Parole denied."

7 votes

CATEGORY Police Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 10 votes

I hate it when my wife says, "Are you listening to me?!"

Such a random way to start a conversation.

10 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |