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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 335
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1581.00
$6.00 won 5 votes

A limbo champion walked into a bar...

He was disqualified.

5 votes

Joke Won 9th Place won $6.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 7 votes
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I phoned my work this morning and said, “Sorry boss, I can’t come in today, I have a wee cough.”

He said, “You have a wee cough?”

I said, “Really? Thanks boss, I could use a week off!"

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$5.00 won 7 votes

My wife kicked me out of the house because my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression was really bad.

But don’t worry...

I’ll return!

7 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$9.00 won 8 votes

My wife is mad at me, says I have no sense of direction.

So I packed all my bags and right!

8 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |