Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you...
Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.
It’s a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.
It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house.
The difference is staggering.
Due to the quarantine...
I’ll only be telling inside jokes.
Yesterday, I was washing the car with my son.
He said: “Dad, can’t you just use a sponge?”