At what age did Chuck Norris lose his virginity?

Trick question.

Chuck Norris never loses.

We're down to just one, the very last Blockbuster video store is in Bend, Oregon.

If you're ever in town, it's just down the street from the Fotomat.

My ex's cooking was cold and bland.

Clearly, she put her heart and soul into it.

My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together again.

MAN, I sure am LUCKY!

I mean, first I win the lottery and now THIS!!!