airplane jokes

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I had a job offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the interview on business class.

During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in an airsickness courtesy bag.

After the plane landed, I got up to leave and a flight attendant approached me if I wanted her to dispose of the bag.

I said, "No thanks, I'm saving it for my kids."

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posted by "wadejagz" |
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Confucius say...

He who jumps out of airplane without parachute, is jumping to conclusion.

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posted by "Philip Farris" |
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This country’s worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery.

The search and rescue workers have recovered 2826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night.

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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I was on a date with this really great lady.

Well it wasn't really a date-date, more like we ate dinner and saw a movie together.

Then the plane landed.

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posted by "greens52" |