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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 352
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1680.00
$50.00 won 7 votes

I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.

Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$50.00 won 7 votes
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2014: Didn't jog.

2015: Didn't jog.

2016: Didn't jog.

2017: Didn’t jog.

2018: Didn’t jog.

2019: Didn’t jog.

2020: Still haven’t jogged.

This is a running joke.

7 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 1st Place won $50.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$15.00 won 7 votes

Doctor: You have a disease, but we can treat it.

Patient: What’s the Cure?

Doctor: It’s an 80s rock band fronted by Robert Smith, but let’s try to stay focused...

7 votes

CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$9.00 won 6 votes

A man is stunned when his hot, newly divorced neighbor knocks at his door. He answers eagerly and she asks him, "Are you free tonight?"

He blurts out, "Yes!"

She asks, "Great! Would you watch my kids?"

6 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |