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Gegg Smith

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Member Since : Jan, 2019
# of jokes posted : 352
# of followers : 6
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 1680.00
$9.00 won 7 votes

Interviewer: "What would you consider one of your strengths?"

Me: "I perform under pressure..."

Interviewer: "Can you get give me an example?"

Me: (deep breath) "Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu ba de PRESSURE, pushing down on me..."

7 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 6 votes

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people...

Because they usually can’t reach it for themselves.

6 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$10.00 won 7 votes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

"Are you having a crisis?"

7 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |
$9.00 won 5 votes

I went on a date with a girl who said she loved animals.

I said, "I work with animals every day."

She said, "That's so sweet. What do you do?"

I replied, "I'm a butcher!"

We never went on a second date.

5 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "Gegg Smith" |