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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 290
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 436.00
$15.00 won 1 votes

Not a single person asked if I could run fast in my new shoes today...

Being an adult is stupid.

1 votes

CATEGORY Kid Jokes
Joke Won 3rd Place won $15.00
posted by "aod318" |
$8.00 won 1 votes

"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to my brother.”

Well, she didn't put it quite like that. What she actually said was, “Dad, this is my new boyfriend, he supports the Washington Commanders."

1 votes

CATEGORY Sport Jokes
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "aod318" |
$10.00 won 2 votes
 

What’s the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to your devices and accesses all of your data.

The other is a hardware standard.

2 votes

CATEGORY Computer Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "aod318" |
$5.00 won 2 votes

She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.

He walks in and she says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

He says, "What's going on?"

She says, "The egg timer is broken."

2 votes

CATEGORY Marriage Jokes
Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "aod318" |