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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 290
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 436.00
$25.00 won 3 votes

Man (to his boss): "Can we talk? I have a problem."

Boss: "Problem? No such thing, we call it an opportunity!"

Man: "Ok then, I have a serious drinking opportunity."

3 votes

CATEGORY Work Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "aod318" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

Why do archaeologists get all the girls?

Because they have the best dating techniques.

2 votes

Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "aod318" |
$12.00 won 2 votes

You know it's just too hot when...

1. Fireflies are asking you to put them out.

2. Chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

3. Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.

4. Your sweatpants are sweating and you're not even wearing them!

5. The thermometer resigned.

6. The National Weather Service says its too hot to declare a heat advisory.

2 votes

CATEGORY News Jokes
Joke Won 4th Place won $12.00
posted by "aod318" |
$5.00 won 1 votes

What are the favorite vegetables in Washington, D.C.?

In Congress, it's celery...

At the White House, carrots...

And of course, at the Supreme Court, leeks.

1 votes

Joke Won 10th Place won $5.00
posted by "aod318" |