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aod318

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Member Since : May, 2021
# of jokes posted : 290
# of followers : 1
# of following: 0
eligible jokes to win : 2
Location: United States
won: $ 436.00
$8.00 won 2 votes

When single ladies near the age of 50, they tend to get lots of cats...

This phenomenon is known as many-paws.

2 votes

CATEGORY Puns
Joke Won 7th Place won $8.00
posted by "aod318" |
$10.00 won 2 votes

I went a wise man the other day for advice and he said, "He who knows and knows he knows, knows not. He who knows not and knows he knows not, knows."

I don't know who's going to do my taxes next year, but I know it won't be him again.

2 votes

CATEGORY Misc Jokes
Joke Won 5th Place won $10.00
posted by "aod318" |
$9.00 won 2 votes

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme...

Repeat the sound another time...

Five lambs and then an extra beat will do ya...

Another rhyme, a rising note, congratulations, you just wrote, another stupid verse to Hallelujah!

2 votes

CATEGORY Musician Jokes
Joke Won 6th Place won $9.00
posted by "aod318" |
$25.00 won 5 votes

My teenage son asked me if I ever fell in love with a high school teacher.

"In fact, I did. She was gorgeous! I couldn't take my eyes off of her... I dreamt of a life together with her day and night."

"Wow! What happened with that, dad?" he excitedly asked.

"Your mom moved you to another school."

5 votes

CATEGORY Family Jokes
Joke Won 2nd Place won $25.00
posted by "aod318" |