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A disappointed salesman of Coca-Cola returned from his assignment to Israel. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Israelis?"

The salesman explained, "When I got posted, I was very confident that I would make a good sales pitch. But I had a problem. I didn't know how to speak Hebrew. So I planned to convey the message through three posters. First poster: A man lying in the hot desert sand, totally exhausted and fainting. Second poster: The man is drinking Coca-Cola. Third poster: Our man is now totally refreshed. And then these posters were pasted all over the place."

"Terrific! That should have worked!" said the friend.

"Well," began the salesman, "no one told me they read from right to left."

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posted by "Harry Finkelstein" |
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My boss always laughed at my jokes at work, but since the pandemic she never laughs at them in Zoom chats. I asked her why doesn't she laugh at them anymore.

She replied, "Because your jokes aren't remotely funny."

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The boss said I should go home because I really don't look good.

I don't know if I should be happy to get the extra rest or just offended!

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"How long have you been working at that office?"

"Ever since they threatened to fire me."

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posted by "merk" |