”Waiter! What is that bug doing in my salad?”
”Trying to find a way out, sir.”
You know the job market is really bad when you can't even get hired as a volunteer!
I wonder when Jim Henson got into an argument with his wife, would he say, "Talk to the hand!"?
I have this condition where I eat if I can't sleep...
It's called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia