Junior: Mother, I can’t find my baseball mitt.
Mother: Did you look in the car?
Junior: Where in the car?
Mother: Try the glove compartment.
”Waiter! What is that bug doing in my salad?”
”Trying to find a way out, sir.”
You know the job market is really bad when you can't even get hired as a volunteer!
I wonder when Jim Henson got into an argument with his wife, would he say, "Talk to the hand!"?