Best Jokes

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays...

But in Medieval Times, people were named Lance-a-lot.

“Where’s everyone going?” one chicken asked another as they ran along with the flock.

“The farmer said some men were going to lay a sidewalk out front, and we all want to see how they do it.”

What could possibly be smarter than a talking horse?

A spelling bee.

A Prius just tried to race me at the light...

I totally had it for the first 100 meters, but I can only walk so fast.