Best Jokes

Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

I had an explosion in my kitchen last night.

I combined pasta and antipasto.

Lance is an uncommon name nowadays...

But in Medieval Times, people were named Lance-a-lot.

“Where’s everyone going?” one chicken asked another as they ran along with the flock.

“The farmer said some men were going to lay a sidewalk out front, and we all want to see how they do it.”