“Where’s everyone going?” one chicken asked another as they ran along with the flock.
“The farmer said some men were going to lay a sidewalk out front, and we all want to see how they do it.”
What could possibly be smarter than a talking horse?
A spelling bee.
A Prius just tried to race me at the light...
I totally had it for the first 100 meters, but I can only walk so fast.
Lost my job at the keyboard factory yesterday...
I wasn't putting in enough shifts apparently.