Best Jokes

Although the photographer and the art thief were close friends, neither had ever taken the other's picture.

I asked my therapist what I could do about my fear of hugging.

She said, "Embrace it."

Junior: Mother, I can’t find my baseball mitt.

Mother: Did you look in the car?

Junior: Where in the car?

Mother: Try the glove compartment.

”Waiter! What is that bug doing in my salad?”

”Trying to find a way out, sir.”