Best Jokes

I wonder when Jim Henson got into an argument with his wife, would he say, "Talk to the hand!"?

I have this condition where I eat if I can't sleep...

It's called Insom-nom-nom-nom-nia

My new years resolution is not to shovel snow...

Since I'm moving to Phoenix Arizona, I feel pretty good about it.

A husband is having a beer at the pub with his friends when he sends an email to his wife.

"What are you emailing her?" asked one.

He reads his message out loud, "Having a beer with the boys. If I'm not home in twenty minutes, read this email again."