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Favorite this joke A woman comes home from a date rather sad. She tells her mother, "He proposed to me an hour ago."
"So why are you upset?" her mother asks.
"Because he also told me he's an atheist. He doesn't even believe there's a hell!"
Her mother replies, "Marry him anyway. Between the two of us, we'll show him how wrong he is."
As a senior citizen on a fixed income I realize that the days of cheap cell phones are over...
Now, if I fall and hear a crack, I am hoping it's my leg and not my cell phone.
Recently I went to a new golf shop in the big city. I shopped and studied and finally selected the new clubs I wanted. As I was checking out and getting ready to pay, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me".
Not sure what was going on and not being used to the big city ways, I did as she asked. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. I still don't think I looked that bad.
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