Best Jokes

What did the iodine say to copper?

"I Cu!"

As a senior citizen on a fixed income I realize that the days of cheap cell phones are over...

Now, if I fall and hear a crack, I am hoping it's my leg and not my cell phone.

Recently I went to a new golf shop in the big city. I shopped and studied and finally selected the new clubs I wanted. As I was checking out and getting ready to pay, the cashier said, "Strip down, facing me".

Not sure what was going on and not being used to the big city ways, I did as she asked. When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. I still don't think I looked that bad.

My credit is so bad, I received a credit card offer that was PRE-DECLINED.