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Thanksgiving Day was approaching and the family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church.

Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing: "The Pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers."

"Oh yeah?" her young grandson replied. "Then why is their dad carrying that rifle?"

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CATEGORY Holiday Jokes
posted by "HENNE" |
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My doctor says she's been practicing medicine for ten years...

I asked her to call me when she's done practicing and gets serious.

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CATEGORY Doctor Jokes
posted by "pshark1999" |
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Lying on his deathbed, the rich, miserly old man calls to his long-suffering wife. "I want to take all my money with me," he tells her. "So promise me you’ll put it in the casket."

After the man dies, his widow attends the memorial service with her best friend. Just before the undertaker closes the coffin, she places a small metal box inside.

Her friend looks at her in horror. "Surely," she says, "you didn’t put the money in there."

"I did promise him I would," the widow answers. "So I got it all together, deposited every penny in my account, and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

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CATEGORY Money Jokes
posted by "Mary" |
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Today I was in the bank when two men came in wearing masks...

Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it’s only a bank robbery.

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CATEGORY Puns
posted by "Gegg Smith" |