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Teacher: Railroad crossing at the track. How many R's in that?

Little Johnny: There are no R's in 'that'.

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posted by "Dan the Man 009" |
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A young man was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor, when someone came by and shouted: “Laloo, your daughter Sweety is badly injured in accident!"

Not knowing what to do, the young man jumped out of his office window in a panic.

While coming down when he was at tenth floor, he remembered he had no daughter named Sweety.

When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not married.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Laloo.

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posted by "virgogal" |
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A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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posted by "wildcats3333" |
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What do you call a dinosaur fart?

A blast from the past.

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posted by "Ryan Faidley" |