Best Jokes

Q: What is it when an Antartian blows into another Antartian's ear?
A: Data transfer.

Q: What did the Antartian say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: "I wonder if it's mine?"

Q: Why shouldn't Antartian's have coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them.

Q: What do you call an eternity?
A: Four Antartians at a four-way stop.

Q: How do you confuse an Antartian?
A: Give him a package of M&M's and tell him to put them in alphabetical order.

Q: What do you see when you look into an Antartian's eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: What do you call 4 Antartians in a Volkswagen?
A: Far-from-thinkin'.

Q: Why can't Antartians put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammer.

Q: Did you hear about the Antartian who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

Q: What do you see when you look into an Antartian's eyes?
A: The back of his head.

Q: What do you call 4 Antartians in a Volkswagen?
A: Far-from-thinkin'.

Q: Why can't Antartians put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammer.

Q: Did you hear about the Antartian who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed.

Q: How did the Antartian burn his nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.

Q: What do you call 20 Antartians in a freezer?
A: Frosted flakes.