Best Jokes

A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week...

Actually it was more of a Spell Check.

My boss calls me "the computer"...

Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman.

Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you...

Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years.