Best Jokes

While editing announcements for a newspaper, I came across an item promoting a camp for children with asthma.

Aside from all the wonderful activities the kids could enjoy, such as canoeing, swimming, crafts and more, it promised that its lakefront property offered something the kids probably did not expect... breathtaking views!

A wizard asked me to proof read one of his scrolls last week...

Actually it was more of a Spell Check.

My boss calls me "the computer"...

Nothing to do with intelligence, I go to sleep if left unattended for 15 minutes.

What do you call a snowman with a six pack?

An abdominal snowman.