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The pastor of a local church was visited by a man evidently worse for liquor, and a young lady.

She said to the minister, "Please, sir, we've come to be married."

"I can't marry you with this man in this condition," said the clergyman. "Besides haven't you been here twice before, and haven't I told you the same thing?"

Yes, sir, you have," replied the lady. "But when he isn't drunk, I can't get him to come with me, sir."

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