Best Jokes

My wife and I were comparing notes the other day. "I have a higher IQ, did better on my SAT's, and make more money than you," she pointed out.

"Yeah, but when you step back and look at the big picture, I’m still ahead," I said.

She looked mystified. "How do you figure?"

"I married better," I replied.

There was an explosion at a french cheese factory last night...

All that’s left is de Brie...

In other news, the seven dwarfs have been advised that they can only meet in groups of 6...

One of them isn’t Happy!

What happened when two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident?

They were worried about the four casts.