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Favorite this joke They say you can't teach an old dog new tricks! I only have one thing to say about that nonsense!
I completely....completely...er...ah...just a minute...wait I have it now. Old dogs never miss a trick and don't you forget it!
This new technology is for the birds!
I sure do miss those good old reliable manual typewriters...
Those things didn’t make nearly as many typing mistakes!
Wife to husband: “Did you like supper?”
Trying to be polite, the husband says, “Yes.”
The wife says, “I was just wondering, because when I gave some to the cats they tried to bury it.”
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it...
If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant!
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