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MAN CLASSES: Day One Schedule

EMPTY MILK CARTONS: DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

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posted by "Tomaso" |
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Mary, Anna, and Tess died and went to heaven. God warned them, "Do whatever you want, but don't step on the pink clouds." One day, Mary decided to go for a walk. When she came back, there was an ugly man next to her. Anna and Tess asked, "Where'd you get that ugly man?"

"I stepped on a pink cloud." The next day, Anna decided to go for a walk. When she came back, there was an ugly man next to her. Mary and Tess asked, "Where'd you get that ugly man?" "I stepped on a pink cloud."

The next day Tess decided to go for a walk. When she came back, there was a cute man standing next to her. Mary and Anna asked, "Where'd you get that cute man?"

The man said, "I stepped on a pink cloud."

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posted by "GDL" |
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My best friend is a real dunce. He just got fired from his job.

He told his boss he was too tired to go into work last night.

He's a mattress tester!

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posted by "Alan Valentine" |
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Want a diet that is guaranteed to work?

Make a sandwich with spinach, kumquat and catfish. Drench it in jalapeño sauce and yogurt.

One look at it and you're not hungry for hours!

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posted by "barber7796" |