Latest Jokes

What runs but does not jump?

A tap.

I was checking out at the busy super market, and the cashier was having problems. The register ran out of paper, the scanner malfunctioned, and finally the cashier spilled a handful of coins. When she totaled my order, it came to exactly $22.

Trying to soothe her nerves, I said, "That's a nice round figure."

Still frazzled, she glared at me and said, "You're no bean pole yourself."

An Irishman had just walked into a bar when he tripped over and fell.

He got up and said, "Guess I can call it a day."

I am the youngest of three...

Both my parents are older.