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Favorite this joke Knock knock.
Who's there?
Look.
Look who?
Look to see who's there will you!
I notice a lot of people at funerals will say something like, "It's a shame his life had to end so early."
So, I started saying the same thing at weddings.
Two scouts were making a lot of noise on a field trip. The scout master asked them to "please not yell" and to "go find firewood".
One scout turned to the other and said, "I’ve heard of this before, something about 'talk softly and carry a big stick!'"
(Father) Your mother tells me your first prom dance is coming up!
(Son) Yes, but I don’t think I’m going. What if I ask a girl and she says no?
(Father) Son, never fear rejection. Just keep asking until some nice young lady accepts your invitation.
(Son) Did you go to your first prom dance?
(Father) I sure did and I never let rejection hold me back!
(Son) Does this mean the first girl you asked said no?
(Father) Yes. In fact, many said no but I didn’t give up.
(Son) Did you have fun?
(Father) I sure did! And if you don’t believe me, ask your Aunt Suzy, we had a ball.
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