Latest Jokes

I used to be a mime...

It's only now that I can talk about it.

My wife ran away with my best friend. A year later both of them were at my front door ringing the bell. They rang the bell for an hour straight. Reluctantly I answered the door.

They said they wanted to apologize for the way things happened. Boy, was I relieved, I thought he was trying to bring her back.

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?

He was just going through a stage.

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast!